Well, my trial for flash ran out, so my dream project won't be a reality anytime soon. Good news is, though, I finally have my own site up and running! It's not that good, but I'm experimenting with things. Check it. Also it's Bush's last month in teh White House. Everyone says how shitty a job he did but those people can barley do their own jobs right. Besides, he did better than Kerry ever would. I'm not asking you to agree with me, and I'm not saying Dubya was the best president ever, but he doesn't make me shit on my front lawn like a certain North Korean midgit. anyway that's all.

-S

Yeah, I'm downloading the 30 day trial for flash. I'll be making sum toons so be prepared Portal, I'll have no mercy! Now, my first few flashes will naturally suck, cuz I'm 1) Inexperienced, 2) Some punk ass kid, 3) Too poor to afford a mic, so no voices yet, and 4), I don't have a pen for my tablet. Oh well. I hope to put up at least one submission before my trial ends and I start having to pay for flash. I'll need a job. Oh well. I've been reviewing crappy submissions for th last few months, and people will finally be able to rate and review MY crappy ass flash! Well, that's it from me.

--S

It was actually funnier than I thought. It had alot of familiar faces in it, alot of comedians and former chid stars. For a guy with a nose that looks like a penis, he sure is funny. Comments?

Nothing special, just wanted to let you know. I'll have a video or two up there soon. My Youtube name is WickerMahn. The backround color represent NG. Hope you subscribe.

-S

Best SNL sketch ever. That besides the whole Blues Bros. movie (the 1st one). Enjoy this family-friendly Christmas carol.

Alot of people have been complaining about "Pico vs Bear's" (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /310607) difficulty. Well, for those of you stuck, Here's a walktrough!

After Bary shoots the child, fire immediatley (you have to click and hold it down, not just click) and then hide in the right bush. Piss, one of the otters, will come after you. Aim at him and kill him. He will drop ammo. Go over to the other bush where he dropped it, firing at Bary as you cross. Once you pick up the ammo, the other otter will come after you. Repeat the process until you have collected the ammo. once you have your ammo, fire away at Bary, but make sure you aren't hit too much. At this point, Titty the mouse will appear and throw grenades at you. They will make you want to move out of your position, leaving Bary to shoot you. Instead, move just a little bit over (but not out of your cover). Once the grenade clears, fire at Bary. Continue this process until you take away 3/4 of his health. Once you do, he'll inject himself with adrenaline and be able to shoot more accuratley, but he'll take a second longer to do this, giving you more time to shoot him (don't take too long though). After you shoot his arms off, he'll go into the house, leaving you to deal with Hoe-joe and Hoe-bear. Hoe-bear can't attack, but flys around quickly. Hoe-joe rolls gas-canisters down the stairs which explode when they hit you. Here's the solution: shoot Hoe-bear until Hoe-joe rolls a gas canister at you, then shoot the canister. repeat until Hoe-bear is dead, then kill Hoe-joe (she can still throw canisters at you, so watch out). Also, don't shoot Hoe-joe until Hoe-bear id dead, otherwise Hoe-bear will electrocute you and you'll die. After you kill those 2 bears, collect the ammo they drop and go into the kitchen (don't go into the den. All it is is a white room with a shadowy-figure you can't kill, but can kill you, and if you die you have to start the game all ove again). Once in the kitchen, Bary will talk for a while, only to reveal he somehow strappped bombs to himself (with no arms, might I add) you only have 30 seconds to make a decision. They only thing that can kill him is shooting the sink. Just for fun: before you shoot the sink, shoot everything else in the room. Don't get too carried away though; if you shoot Bary, he'll explode, killing you in the process. Shoot the sink. When the water hits him, he will explode (but you will still be alive). Congradulations, you beat the game! Well, hope that helped. Peace.

--S

Yesterday, my uncle showed me the best PC shooter ever: The original Unreal Tournament. The game is old, but it's still got that fast-paced killing and shooting to it. People still kill with that game to this day, and Unreal Tourmament 3 came out just a few months ago. That game alone was one of the many great reasons to buy a PS3. In related gaming news, Quake Live, a free online FPS similar to Unreal Tournament, is coming soon. That game is based off of Quake 3: Arena from the PC in the '90s, just like UT. And guess what? If you'd like, you can play the game before it comes out. id Software is letting hardcore gaming nerds test out its latest game via internet. If you'd like to become a tester, click this link: http://www.quakelive.com/ Note (THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO NOOBS): People still play the Quake series to this day, so if it's your first time playing, you'll be killed within, say, about five seconds. WARNING: Even If you do join, you may not be eligible to be a beta tester. But don't worry, They won't give you spam. just beware the price you pay for a free game... Thanx fo' readin' 'n peace, mofos.

-S

More from the NYC comedy troupe The Whitest Kids U' Know.

I could never be as funny as these guys. They're the Whitest Kids U Know, a NYC Comedy Troupe. They've been on the air for almost 2 years now. Their show is on IFC if you have cable (and if you don't, what's wrong with you). Their old stuff is funnier than the new stuff, but it's still worth a look. They come up with the craziest shit, and for some reason like to make fun of presidents. Well, enjoy these vids. The 5 members are Trevor, Zach, Timmy, Sam and Darren.